Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
ttyl tear gas
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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