just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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