I must be too annoying 4 u.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
