boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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