the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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