my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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