its not stalking. its research.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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