Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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