whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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