I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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