i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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