your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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