He is like the real live version of the state fair..
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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