What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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