You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
i out mim tonsoeep
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