He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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