I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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