Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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