Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
third nipple confirmed
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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