You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Randomize
