The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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