Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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