"it" just moved
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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