Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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