At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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