she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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