i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize