It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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