talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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