Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
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