But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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