He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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