Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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