Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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