i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I wish you could order shots online.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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