he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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