yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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