I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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