Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
