problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I love you. Go after that dick
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