I didn't shave. On purpose
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
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