I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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