you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
i would punch a child for taco bell
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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