it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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