i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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