why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Someone shattered a urinal.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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