Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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