Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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