How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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