Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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