thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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