I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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