Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
