But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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