North Korea, Best Korea!
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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