So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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