We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Randomize
