I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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